I’ve just managed to re-find Mrs X’s Alternative Underpass Lyrics:
Standing in the shop
Stroking my thighs
Lifting up the Y-fronts
Nothing in my size
Underpants!
Underpants!
Well, I used to wear boxers
Now they’re all worn
Wasn’t it some…thing…
They warmed somebody’s bum
Underpants!
Underpants!
Scouring through the britches
I think I like those
They’re comfy at the same…time…
Leg, leg, bum
Underpants!
Underpants!
Snuggly on my ass now
Crumpled on the floor
They’ll last for years…now…
Leg, leg, bum
Leg, leg, bum
Leg, leg, bum
Leg, leg, bum
Leg, leg…
Underpants!
Underpants!
Underpants!
Underpants!
(repeat to fade)
(C) Mrs X on the Ultravox Forum..